Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:59 PM
or something like:
disclaimer: the comments above have been soaked in sarcasm, in fact they are literally dripping with sarcasm. If you find the comments above offensive, even when the aforementioned sarcasm soaking has been taken into consideration, then I am truly sorry. No really, I will now probably lie awake all night lying in bed wondering who I might have offended, also, wondering if there really is a dog, this second conundrum really a result of me being a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac. Again, sorry. No, you hang up, no you, no you, OK, let's both hang up at the same time, you didn't hang up, no you hang up first, no you............